Ok, so i know i haven't updated in forever but i have this idea for twilight. now hear me out this takes place after bella leaves,is a vamp, an is never coming back so get over it. She's not be in the story just talked about.
Ok it's called egalet, i know i spelled it wrong but thats how it is. Got it, so heres the summery:
Jake finds new meaning to life after bella laves, when he finds himself a egalet.

note: there is a difference between a eaglet an a egalet. But you'll have to find out.

Now i would like to know your feedback on this, it could be flames ,or chocolate covered muffins, i don't care. Just so some sort of feedback would be great, I'll try to log in again soon, see ya pokes later.

LadyPirate13

This is a email that my friend & i sent, its pretty funny.
Me ist okie 1 or the first one to speak.



HEY, how ya doin'. we got 2 okies here, who just wanta say hi,....sooo.......Hi.

This is okie 2,........i' not an okie!!! I may be from oklahoma but i ain't no okie. that okie has control of the keys and can't spell like....i CAN TO spell, its thissdran flabbin' conpter, to blame.....yeah right what was that? Okie!!!......its hat darn flabbin' compter, making me spell wrido things likea darn FLABBIN",darnit!!!!.........whatever. oh, wait aren't your parents from arkansas.......Kinda, mama is anyway, da isa texan, dang it!!........so wat makes you an okie?.....Well i was borin' an raised here, ya youngin'!......you're only older than me by bout two months........2 months..2 ears..still older,ya youngin'(stanps overalls)......one it's snaps, and two it's more ear than george has(oops, spoil alert).l,......there ya go, ya younin', u just darn near roo'ined pArt of thaT book for hIm..... STOP CALLING ME YOUNGIN'
YA GOOD FOR NOTHIN NON-OKIE..... I AM 2 N OKIE, YA GOOD FOR NUTTIN' NON-BELIVER!!!.......WHAT THAT SUPOSED TOMEAN!!!!!..../
(BREAK-OUT THE WANDS HERE COMES THE CAT FIGHT)
Bystander-someone bring the pop corn, this is the fight of the year!!
(CAT CALLS, SCRATCHES, HISSES OCCASIONAL EXPLOSION)
(PANTING)
OKIE: what were we fghtin' bout agin
NON:uhahuh(Translation:I do not know)
Okie: well, dija go 2 the fair this yaer
NON: yeah, dija see that fat pig, ti was the fattest one ever seen, you could
tellit was a boy.
OKIE: Yeah it was dis(shows with hands 6-inches apart btw) BIG!!!!!
NON: bout as big as a basketball
Okie:no it was THIS big!! Bout as big as n apricot
Non: No bout big as basketball
Okie: no you were looking too close
Non: well...... you weren't looking close enough
Okie: you know whAT i mean by looking "too close" right.; )
Non: you and your perv....
(do to technical difficulties, censorship, and general wierdness, we'll have to
get to you later)
BBEEP...BEEP....BEEP..
(WE'RE BACK)
NON: mind. you dar nabbit, i can't say it do to censorship(marry me rupert)
Okie: wat wuz that bout? you're one ofthose dangone fangirls aint ya
Non: why else did ya think that i asked you t let me use your computer?!
OKie: well...i tought that ya wasa of the concern the environment.
Non: like that globalwarmin nonsence
Okie: well the icecaps are melting we gotta save them fuffy little polar bears
Okie: but, it has been goin' on for...well..a long,long now, dont know why ther
brin' it up now
Non:ell i think we should go now that we're off the subject now!!!
Okie; wait ya here, i have one mor question here
Non:wat's that, okie
Okie: one, i'm a gonna ignore that last comment, anda 2 whats with all te
beepin' business, is there sale at walmart in aisle 3 somin'. it happen when y
wasa gonna say perve.......
(do to censorship i'm afraid we had to end the document here. Thank you for
reading, Mr. Grint and have a good day)

both: bye, write back, yahere
:Non: wat was with the ya here he'll think we're okies
Okie: but we are ya, youngin, and we're not goin' throw this stupid convo agin,
so goooooood bye!
Non: and the okie has left the building
Okie: (far in the distance) nd i'm takin all yer posters of ron with me!!!!
Non: hey, come back here you yeller-bellied okie!!!!
Okie: at least i can admit it!!!
(END OF TRANSMISSION)